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Wednesday, February 27, 2008


Tell us a joke. What is the funniest joke you know or one you have enjoyed. Post your joke here.


Anonymous said...

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?

Anonymous said...

A duck walked into a flower shop and said "Do you have any tape?" The man behind the counter said, "We don't sell tape. We only sell flowers." The duck came back the next day and said, "Do you have any tape?" The man told him again that they didn't sell tape, only flowers. The duck came in the next day. "Do you have any tape?" The man said, "Look, you have come in every day asking for tape and everyday I've told you we don't sell that here. We only have flowers, no tape. If you ask for tape again, I'm going to nail your foot to the floor." The duck left. The next day the duck came back and asked, "Do you have any nails?" The man said, "No." The duck said, "Then do you have any tape?"

Anne B. said...

What's yellow and slippery?
A banna going down a slide.